Damn these 10 pounds!

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Damn these 10 pounds!

17.99

My gain is...er...your gain. Dammit. I adore these cyborg tights, which anatomically match your whole leg bones and everything in a mechanical fashion. I got to wear them exactly twice before I got laid up from kicking stuff and gained loathsome poundage in some critical, tight-unfriendly areas. Please buy them so I stop beating myself up when I see them folded languidly, forlornly, recriminatingly, in my closet! Ack.

I'd say if you're size 6 or smaller (or size 8-10 if you don't mind some of your Rubenesque voluptuousness peaking over the waistband), you'll totally rock these bad boys. (I get a little panicky with tight-ish things on my waist. Long story.)

The fact that the tag specifies "Security Type: B Category" should indicate a considerable degree of caution when deploying this leg art. Behave accordingly.

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